peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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