yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I love having hate sex.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
