ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i out mim tonsoeep
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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