I just made out with a guy for $7.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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