soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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