Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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