Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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