All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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