For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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