fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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