They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so let's talk penis.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?