i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?