STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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