bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
dude. I can hear the air.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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