these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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