Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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