At least make sure they are 18
Why
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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