do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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