I've blown a few things in my day
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
