wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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