Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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