5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
We're too hungover to prance.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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