Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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