If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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