So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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