Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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