The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I am available for nakedness
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
