My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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