i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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