Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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