ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I need moral support for this bender
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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