So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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