since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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