Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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