"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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