I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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