i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
