OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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