oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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