yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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