8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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