Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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