He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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