I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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