Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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