; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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