Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
it glows. i had to have it.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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