Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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