you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There r osticjed everywhere
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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