You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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