i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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