what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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