Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
