Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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