3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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