is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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