It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You're like the curious george of whores
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
