Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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