just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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