I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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