We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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