If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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